My parenting style is loose and fun. I’m sure I could be more of a disciplinarian, but that’s just not my personality. My typical way of thinking is whatever is funny wins. I’m also a big softie. I like to snuggle and play and give back rubs, and as my mom used to do, absolutely smother my kids with love when they’re sick. Well, my own mom’s style wasn’t quite as snuggly, but she always loved us by doing things for us. You’re sick? Chocolate chip ice cream will make you feel better? Well, then, you shall have it. I say that all the time. Well, then, you shall have it!
Ask our two dogs. If there’s an alpha dog, I’m not it. I’m more of a roll-around-on-the-ground-and-play type of person. They sleep on our bed (yes, two people and two dogs fit nicely on a California king, it turns out), and I wouldn’t have it any other way. It would be better if they were more well-trained. I know that. But I need an alpha to step in and make it happen. It’s just not me. Is there a Greek letter for goofball? I wish.
And most of the time, I think my style works. I’m close to my kids. They’re open with me. We like to hang out together. They both tell me they love me all the time. Those words come easily. I hope they continue to come easily for all the other relationships in their lives.
We’re also the house where the boys come to play. My son’s friends are here often, and I love it. The other moms might say, when they hear I’ve got five seventh grade boys over here, “You’re so nice!” But really I enjoy their presence. They’re great kids and I’m happy they like to come here. I hope that never ends.
And then there are days like today. Maddie won’t get out of bed. She was awake for several hours during the night.
I’m sympathetic. I’ve spent the last 15 years of my life in a state of sleep deprivation for one reason or another. It is a rare morning that I wake up to my alarm without having first been woken up by an animal. For years it was the kids. Now it’s the dogs. Sometimes a cat. Sometimes everybody. There were many years when I would have spent at least some of the night in each bed in the house. I would wear a watch to bed because I never knew where I’d end up in the morning, and I wanted to be sure to know what time it was when I woke up. Sometimes I even ended up sleeping horizontally across the bottom of our bed, my legs tucked under me, because I had a husband and a kid and a dog in the bed, and that’s all that was left. Maybe 1/8 of the bed in the bottom corner. I’d pick up the end of the covers and slide in gently, so I wouldn’t wake anybody up. And yes, I could actually sleep that way. Desperate times, you know. So, if anybody has empathy for a tired person, it’s me.
But I also know about having to get up and do it anyway. That’s today’s mantra…AGAIN. Maddie has a hard time with that concept, as you all now know. “I’m too tired. I can’t think,” she says.
“Well, you’ll still get more out of being at school than NOT being at school,” I reply. I even offer to pick her up at lunch time because most of her more rigorous classes happen in the morning today. I’m so nice!
I spend maybe 45 minutes working on her this morning. She’s not budging. Finally, she says, “I’ll just go in later.” That’s really not acceptable to me because I don’t want her to think mornings are that flexible. I insist that she get up now or she will be cutting school and will face consequences both at home and at school.
“Come here,” she wiggles her finger, motioning for me to come closer. I am standing in the doorway to her room, maybe five feet away. I don’t really want to go in there again because there’s really nothing else to discuss. I have said what I have to say. “Come here,” she begs again. I give in.
“I’m confused,” she says. Confused about what, I cannot imagine. “I’m confused,” she starts again. “Usually you’re so nice to me…” I can’t even listen to the rest. I just leave.
So there you have it. Yes, I’m nice. I’m fun. I joke around a lot. But I can be serious when I need to be. And this morning I am serious. I’m also frustrated and a little mad. I’m pretty sure she’s trying to manipulate me. I don’t think of her as being manipulative in general. Or dramatic. But I’m pretty sure she’s trying something underhanded now. She’s pretty clever and she’s incredibly determined. Maybe this will work.
Well, it doesn’t. I don’t even respond to that comment. “I’ve told you the rules,” I say. “I’m done talking about it.”
I remember the last time she wouldn’t go to school. When I spoke with her teacher, Mr. L., he encouraged me to get her to school whenever I could. Some of the day is better than none of the day. So this morning, after recalling that conversation, I agree to take her later. She will miss geometry, the one class of the day I’d prefer she not miss. But something is better than nothing. “I’ll take you for second period,” I offer.
“I don’t know when I’ll be done sleeping,” she replies. Oh hell no. I know what that means. Sleep all day, and Oh look I missed the whole day. Oh well!
“I’ll give you and hour and a half,” I concede. That’ll get here to school for second period. Better than nothing, I think.
She’s in bed. She now has about 45 more minutes until I try again. I have to admit, based on my past experiences, I am not optimistic. My head hurts. Yesterday’s migraine is trying to make a comeback. If I’m on the fence, stress will push me over. And this is stressful. I’m feeling discouraged. I am trying to hold on to our recent successes rather than let today overshadow my optimism. But at the moment, that shadow is pretty dark. Deep breaths. Deep breaths. And maybe some strong drugs for my head.
And here I am, holding my head and pondering my parenting style. You know what? I’m still okay with it. Most of the time it serves our family well. I try, through humor, to keep our family life light and fun in what is often a relatively stressful situation (the whole special needs kid thing). And it works. I’m serious when I need to be, but otherwise, forget it. Let’s do what we have to do, but let’s also have a good time. That balance is eluding me a little today. I’m not sure where that line will fall. But I will try my best. That’s all I can do. So I will pat myself on the back, give myself an A for effort, and see what happens.
The Year of Living Hopefully 