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Bag Math

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In this final stretch of mandatory school for The Kid Who Refused to Go to School, I’m doing my best to make it fun. This is really my life’s mission: If something isn’t fun, I try to make it fun. Why not?

Some years ago I was having a terrible day – I’m pretty sure everyone I lived with was conspiring to make me go insane, and they seemed to be closing in on success – so I decided to leave for a bit and head into San Francisco. It was a weekend afternoon so traffic was a nightmare and I’m pretty sure there was some huge event going on, so I couldn’t even park. Instead I just drove into the city, around it for a bit, and then headed home. My emotions were boiling over and I was struggling to enjoy anything at that moment. Then I spied two guys in a Mini Cooper driving over the Golden Gate Bridge with that convertible top down. I thought to myself, “If I had a convertible, I would be happy right now.” Of course that’s absurd. Exterior input like the fresh air blowing your hair to smithereens can’t compensate for the internal struggle we all face sometimes, but it certainly looked appealing.

So what I try to do is turn the mundane or the sad or the frustrating into something entertaining. I started making up songs when I was changing diapers 17 1/2 years ago. They were terrible songs sung terribly, but one of those poop-related songs inspired Maddie’s very first laugh, so I put that sucker on repeat. I goof around so much that at one point my kids told me I needed new material. Too many fart jokes, I believe. Once when I was driving the kids somewhere, I noticed the thermometer on the car indicated it was 80 degrees outside. “Eighty-degrees!” I declared. “That’s my favorite temperature!”

“No it’s not,” insisted both the kids. They thought I was joking. I insisted I was serious, but they wouldn’t believe me. And you know why? Because about 80% of what comes out of my mouth is a joke, or at least an attempt at one.

If I’m not cracking a joke, I’m doing the “waffle dance”—you know, because waffles—or the “I hate doing the dishes” dance or doing the worst fake-going-down-the-stairs thing of all time.

So last week when Maddie set her mind to finishing some year-end assessments in reading and math, I put on my silly hat (it’s always available) and we got started. Eventually we got to a problem that required some scratch paper. We were in my sort-of cleaned up room, so I as I scanned the scene for a handy piece of scratch paper, I could only find one thing: a small shopping bag from a local boutique. I grabbed it and said, “We’ll have to use this. It’s bag math.”

And so for the rest of the session, we did “bag math.” Was it funny? Eh, not really, But it lightened the mood and gave us something silly to say as we trudged our way through stuff I don’t remember, stuff she never learned, and a fair amount of straight up guessing. “Bag math” saved the day.

Sometimes when I’m cleaning the kitchen or folding yet another mountain of laundry, I jokingly announce how much fun it is. I hate the drudgery, but it helps to make light of it. Yesterday I accidentally cracked myself up when I noticed that, while absent-mindedly folding a pile of fresh clothes, I had grabbed the bottom of the SHIRT I WAS WEARING and begin to fold IT. Haha! I had a good laugh at myself and finished the job.

Last fall, years after my epiphany about the convertible and how it might have changed my outlook that day, I got one. “Life is more fun with the top down!” is my motto. And I was right: Life IS more fun with the top down, and math is more fun when you do it on a bag.

It’s All About the Pronoun

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You know when your spouse says, “We should call the plumber” or “We should clean up the dog poop in the backyard” and you know what he really means is “YOU should call the plumber” and “YOU should clean up the dog poop”? The “we” is really “you,” and you both know it. A little pronoun sleight-of-hand to somehow both obscure and effectively communicate a message.

Last week I was having heart palpitations about the end of the school year, or more precisely, the end of school. Writing that sentence, I realize that might be a first for me. It’s always been the beginning of a new school year that sent my blood pressure through the roof as panic and fear of the unknown swirled in my head. The end of the school year meant a huge sigh of relief, and giant exhale, because for the next ten weeks I didn’t have to try to make Maddie do anything (well, except take the occasional shower). And yes, I still have that respite to look forward to. In fact, it might be the biggest exhale of my life when Maddie clicks “submit” on that last final exam. She never has to do school ever again if she doesn’t want to, and if she does want to, it’s all on her.  It’s completely optional! But in order to get to this particular ending, there is some work to do.

As an independent study student in her online school, she has no real deadlines except at the end of the semester. There are suggested deadlines for quizzes and assignments and tests, but the true deadline comes once. Luckily, with the help of Maddie’s tutor, we are usually somewhat on schedule (she’s always a good 10 or 12 assignments behind, which sounds worse than it is), but last week I looked and she had 23 overdue items (meaning the suggested deadline had passed), not to mention whatever had been or would become assigned but hadn’t yet become due. And then final exams.

Oh my god. How will Maddie ever get all this done? How will I get her to do all that work? I felt the wave of panic I’ve experienced so many times over the years. The insurmountable pile of responsibilities loomed dark in my psyche, the weight of it all sitting squarely on my shoulders.

Later that week, thankfully, I had therapy. I have been seeing a therapist for the last nine years, ever since I had a nervous breakdown from the sheer weight of, well, a lot of things. I am long past the part where you talk about your childhood or your traumas or whatever and figure out how to fix yourself. For years my therapist has been my coach and adviser, my cheerleader and guru. She brings me back to earth when I’m freaking out about, well, anything.

So this time we talked about Maddie and my anxiety over the mountain of work on Maddie’s plate. As I talked, I realized something. There was no way on Earth I was going to allow any outcome other than Maddie finishing and graduating. “She just has to pass,” I reminded myself out loud. “She doesn’t need A’s. She just needs to pass.” I continue to say that out loud to convince myself of the truth of it.

With equal parts realization and conviction, I said, “Oh, we’re gonna get this done.”

“I think you got your pronoun wrong,” she said wryly.

I thought for a moment. “Okay, I’M gonna get this done.” Not we. I.  “I don’t care if I do it all myself,” I said. And I meant it. At this point I would do just about anything to get that diploma in Maddie’s hands, to complete this mission on which we’ve both worked so hard.

What kind of mom announces she will actually do her kid’s last two weeks of school work? Who decides the easy route is the right route?

You know who? The kind of mom who for a solid year taught her child to speak by sounding out words using foam letters in the tub, that’s who. The kind of mom who heard only screaming for the first 25 months of her child’s life before finally hearing the word “mama,” the first recognizable speech ever uttered by her oldest child. The kind of mom who fought back tears through countless SST meetings and  IEP meetings, and changed her kid’s school three times, desperately trying to make the right choice for this puzzle of a kid. The kind of mom who braced herself for a fight–really a frustrating, defeating exercise in futility–every single morning for three years trying to get her kid to go to school. The kind of mom who for the last year has read the world history book out loud to her kid just to engage her in school, doing silly dances or making jokes to make it as much fun as I could–for both of us.

There is no way I would let all of the emotional roller coaster rides, all of the anxiety and worry and tears and confusion and countless hours of just plain old work end in a big fat nothing. So if she can’t make herself do this last little tidbit of work for herself, I’ll do it for her. I’ll do it for ME.

So this time the pronoun is clear: I WILL MAKE THIS HAPPEN. I hope Maddie will cooperate and do the work, but if not, I hope she’s at least along for the ride. In two weeks we can sign off from school forever. And I can pat myself on the back for a job well done.

The Experiment Continues

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In August 2015 I had what turned out to be a knee-slapper of an idea: The school year that was about to begin would somehow be The Big Experiment. Maddie was about to to start public high school as a sophomore after three years at a private special education school, and after a year of battling with her over attendance on a daily basis, and years of thinking and thinking and wondering and planning and getting disappointed and crushed and then reviving myself for the next round, we had decided This Was It: It was either This (the public high school)—or boarding school. The idea behind boarding school was since the kids sleep and wake up AT school, they can’t not GO to school. They’re already there! And that’s what I so desperately wanted for my bright, talented, interesting, lovable kid: to GO to school.  Well, and to not have to freak out every single morning over her refusal. I had felt the years of my life slipping away from me as the stress built up in my body and mind. It really was taking a toll, so something had to be done.

Nearly three years—and another new school—later, I realize how naive and narrow-minded my thinking was. The idea that somehow it would all sort itself out in that defined period of time is absurd to me now. What was I thinking? I don’t know exactly, but let me tell you, it got a whole lot worse before it got better.

I’m not sure how many times my therapist had to tell me that just because going to school was what I would have wanted, just because I thought the social part was important, or just because I really thought going to a dance was an important part of the high school experience, those things would necessarily have any meaning for Maddie. It wasn’t until Maddie basically quit going to school in October of her junior year (2016), and I fully gave in to the concept of her not going to school, that I also fully comprehended not only how differently we are made but also how perfectly fine those differences are.

We worked with the school to complete her junior year’s coursework basically in a home-schooling capacity.  But at the end of the year we had to make a decision. The public school is not in the business of home-schooling, we were told. The teachers and administration had been so accommodating! They had bent over backwards to make things work for us, but they could not continue merely sending home work for Maddie to complete without having her attend at least part of the time. They had revised schedules, reduced schedules, minimized the amount of time she would need to be there, but ultimately it just wasn’t happening, so we absolutely had to take another route.

If you are the parent of a child with special needs, you can imagine my mental state at this point. Every new attempt to make things work is fraught with anxiety because you know it may or may not work and then you’ll have to go through the process all over again. You’ll have to rethink and rework and research and try, yet again, to make the best choice for your child, knowing full well this may be just another attempt in a long line of failed attempts to get it right.

With the help of two consultants, we landed on public online high school for senior year. Online because Maddie could literally do school in bed. Public for several reasons: she would have an IEP and they would have to make accommodations; it follows the state curriculum so she would have a diploma from an accredited school in case she wants to go to college at some point; and it’s free. We still pay a lot of money to the educational consultant who works with Maddie twice a week and manages her workload, so free is a welcome bonus.

And guess what? It’s working! There have been ups and downs, particularly for me. Last summer during a meeting with our consultants, one of them mentioned she thought my motivation was to manage all of Maddie’s schooling for this year. “Um, nooooo!” I clarified. “If I had my choice, I would have literally nothing to do with it.” And I meant that. I’ve had it “up to here” with the stress of it all and would gladly have gone on my merry way and let those two ladies work it all out with Maddie and I could just make her food, badger her into taking showers, and then have fun with her. That sounded perfect! “You all just work this out, and call me when she graduates!”

As it turns out, I have participated quite a bit, but our educational therapist is the Overseer of Things, and for that I am grateful. The stress of the school battle was quite literally killing me and I needed to hand over part of the responsibility to somebody else at least for awhile.

I’ll write more about the experience of online school later, but for now I’ll just say this: What I thought was going to be an experiment with an end date and some sort of answer was indeed an experiment, but one without an end. This whole parenting thing is an experiment. I’m still working on it. We are still working on it. There is a lot of talk about what’s next (that’s another blog entry), and I don’t know what that is yet, but it will be something and then something after that and then something after that. And we will forge on, trying to have fun along the way and not losing sight of the end goal: a content, fulfilled, secure human being. In that part of the experiment, I’m pretty confident we’re succeeding.

And Maddie will graduate on June 14th – her 18th birthday.

P.S. Special shout-out to those who encouraged me to start blogging again. Thank you!

Ninety Percent Happy – A Camp Debrief

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Today was camp pick-up day. After 24 days without Maddie, it was time for the family to reunite. Or at least three of us. My teenage son thought those three and a half weeks went by a little too quickly. “Does she get back next weekend?” he had asked. “No, tomorrow,” I clarified, and disappointment washed over his face.

Part of me didn’t want to do the pick-up simply because of the drive. I had recruited my husband to make the trek because of my hate-affair with long car trips, but since we could at least share the driving, I decided I couldn’t miss out. An excellent choice on my behalf as it turned out.

Pick-up day at this particular camp is also performance day. After having lunch together with the campers, parents can see what their kids have been working on for the last ten days. I always go to performances or games or whatever my kids are up to (and sometimes just to see their friends). I LIVE for this stuff. But the last few times Maddie went to camp she participated in workshops that didn’t end in a performance, so I wasn’t expecting to see her do anything this time. Typically we would have lunch and then listen to a brief talk by the camp director, then grab her luggage and split. So really the only reason to go would be to to give her a giant hug and dip my toe in the camp experience before summer was over and see her happy face.

I knew for sure she’d be happy. For one thing, camp is the highlight of her year. ALWAYS. Second, I was actually able to speak to her half way through. Campers can’t have phones, but Maddie stayed for a four-day between-session mini-sorta-camp thing and during that time was able to use a counselor’s phone.

I received this text:

“Hey, it’s Maddie, your daughter. Could you call me on this phone? Anytime.”

And then, before I could respond:

“Can you send me some stuff? My Bose speaker and the power cord. And my SIM card. And can you go on Amazon and order some Liquid Ass and send it here?”

I called her shortly thereafter. She was in good spirits, partly because she was in a bowling alley at the Santa Cruz Boardwalk at the time. She sounded happy and relaxed.

“Can you also send me a banana suit?” she asked.

“Did you say ‘banana suit’?”

“Yup.”

“Sure.”

After a brief conversation about camp, I handed the phone to my husband so he could chat with her, and brought up Amazon.com on my computer to order Liquid Ass and a banana suit.

I wrote a note to my husband, who was still on the phone with Maddie: “Ask her if it’s the fart spray.” Eventually he nodded and gave me a thumbs up. I placed the order as if it were for toilet paper and toothpaste. It did occur to me that perhaps a “for what?” might have been in order, but it hadn’t crossed my mind to ask until it was too late. Maddie gets ideas and she makes plans and sometimes they involved fart spray and a banana suit. Business as usual at our house!

So two weeks later, there we were to retrieve our happy camper. We hugged a giant, long bear hug. I noticed her hair was clean and brushed and I was so happy about that. Even if that was the only shower she had taken (although I was sure it wasn’t), at least she had the foresight to be clean for the parents. We had some surprisingly delicious barbecued chicken and grilled vegetables for lunch. Maddie had already eaten a turkey sandwich. A TURKEY SANDWICH. Mind. Blown. She likes turkey and she likes cheese and she likes bread, but she has never ever eaten a sandwich. Whenever meals weren’t to her liking, she asked the kitchen staff for a sandwich. A SANDWICH.

After the campers and staff gave an enthusiastic performance of this year’s theme song,* it was time for performances.

“Are you in anything?” I asked, expecting the answer to be, “No. Let’s go home. I’m tired.” But instead the answer was, “Yes, rock band and film.”

Alrighty then, we would be staying longer. We converged in the dining hall/performance room and first watched dance and  musical theater. But the big star of the camp is rock band. Probably half the camp participated in that workshop. The first act got on stage and Maddie was nowhere to be seen. It was a full rock band (maybe five instruments) and two singers. Maybe she comes in during the middle, I thought, and shakes a tambourine or something. But nope, the song was over and another group took the stage. Different kids, different song, but pretty much the same setup. Still no Maddie. By the third song, I was starting to wonder, and then she stepped up with a microphone in hand. The band got set up and Maddie belted out “The Way You Make Me Feel” by Michael Jackson. All alone up there, with occasional backup from the rock band coach. She looked pretty natural on stage, moving her body and holding the mic with confidence. She sang from her belly and her heart. She wasn’t the best vocalist, but she was certainly among the most convicted. I was in awe. She just blows my mind sometimes. I was so proud of her and happy for her.

And then, unfortunately, I started to think. Maddie was the only solo act, and I knew it wasn’t because she was the best. I also noticed that half the band was camp staff, unlike the other groups. Ugh. The sadness started to mingle with the joy. Did nobody want to sing with her? Did the staff step in where campers wouldn’t? Is this the “special ed” performance?  Even at this magical camp, is she on the fringe (a word her kindergarten teacher once used to describe her)?

She sure looked happy up there, though. This is a kid who loves to belt it out, and she got it do it with a band. If any of my worries were rooted in truth, she didn’t seem to notice. I was mostly happy, and a little bit sad, and then a little more sad because I wasn’t 100% happy as I thought I should have been.

A couple more groups performed, and then the entire “mega band” took the stage for a rousing rendition of “Burning Down the House,” a suitable song for the band and for the moment. Each singer had a few solo lines, and Maddie pulled hers off as well as anybody. Or at least I thought so.

Finally, it was time for film. Maddie’s film was a camp-ified version of Harry Potter with a few jabs at the Spiderman movie franchises. She had come prepared, somewhat unknowingly, with her sorceress costume, and ended up with a relatively big role. It was clever, funny, and well-edited. Whent the film ended, Maddie said her goodbyes, and I signed her up for next winter and summer.

And then it was time to pack up and go home, my heart full of gratitude for the camp, joy for the experience my kid gets to have, and yet a little conflicted inside.

But before we could actually embark on our two-hour return trek, there was a stop to be made, for in the tiny mountain town near the camp, there is, of all things, a costume store. There are maybe 15 businesses in that little strip of downtown, so the presence of a costume shop was more than surprising. Maddie directed us where to park, and we walked a half a block to the store. She had her eye on something from a visit during the in-between-camps excursions, but she hadn’t had enough money to buy it. It was a gold lame, pleated, wing-style cape of sorts. Of course her plan is to modify it somehow (that’s how she rolls) and give it some kind of flame effect at the bottom. And then she saw some lights for costumes and a plan was born.

Aggie, the proprietor, remembered Maddie from her prior visit. She could see how important costuming is to Maddie and searched high and low for a red dress she had that might complement Maddie’s fiery vision.

“She can come work for me anytime she wants,” Aggie offered. I could tell she had Maddie pretty well figured out. She said she has other girls who work there about two hours per week.

My first thought was, of course, I wish the store was closer to our home. My second thought was, “Hmm. Maybe I could drive her down here once a week for a couple hours.” Part of me thinks that’s crazy. The other, more correct part, thinks it would be totally worth it.

We purchased Maddie’s carefully chosen items and, although Maddie wasn’t sure she was finished, I talked her into concluding her visit by promising to bring her back.

So now w’ere back at home and everything is back to normal. Or whatever normal is to us. I am bugging her to take a shower. I have a fussy eater to cook for again. I’m fretting about embarking on the new online school program, which is still rather nebulous in my mind. I’m suddenly back to my usual stressors. And I’m pretty bummed about that.

All my emotions are back. The pride, the fear, the joy, the worry, the amusement, the frustration. It’s all back in the swirling vortex of motherhood. I feel like my brain is literally spinning in my head.

Camp was good for all of us. Back to reality.

Yet Another Exercise in Frustration

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I don’t know why I haven’t been blogging. It really does help me process my experiences. And I enjoy it. Also it reminds me I have abilities outside of my parenting duties. I can type, for one thing, and the words come easily most of the time. It feels good.

So why have I been neglecting my blog? Maybe I thought it was easier to pretend it all wasn’t happening. To write is to think, and to think is to not ignore. Not that I was ignoring anything exactly, but part of the past year has involved distancing myself from the day-to-day in order to preserve my own sanity and physical health. This is not hyperbole. Here’s what happened:

Once we established last fall that going to school was not a viable option for Maddie (remember the conversation: “So it seems to me you don’t intend to go to school anymore.” “Nope.”), the weight of the world lifted from my shoulders. My two-month-long migraine magically vaporized. I exhaled the longest breath of my life. And I just let it go.

But you can’t REALLY just let it go. A child under 18 who has not graduated or passed an equivalency exam is required by law to go to school. Her IEP mitigates some of that obligation, but eventually I was going to have to do SOMETHING. The school wasn’t initiating any efforts to solve the problem, so I took matters into my own hands and hired Kim, the educational therapist, to work with Maddie. Kim has been a magical force for Maddie, an incredibly calm presence who truly seems to understand her student. There would be no (or very little) actually going to school, but we managed to eek out a little school work, enough to get us all through the year.

It wasn’t easy. In fact, it was an incredibly frustrating process to negotiate with the school and the district to make this situation workable.

After a year and a half of attendance problems, which followed an initial meeting in which we cited ATTENDANCE PROBLEMS as our single biggest concern, we were still met with a serious failure to understand the core issue. Not once, despite indications to the contrary, did she see a counselor or a psychologist to help get to the bottom of the issue. It seems rather obvious that when there is a behavior issue, discovering the reason why is crucial coming up with a possible solution.

Finally, finally, fi-nal-ly, when I made it very clear that I didn’t expect any more schedule changes to affect Maddie’s ability to get up and go, the district offered something called wrap-around services. In theory, it’s great, and in many cases I’m sure it’s effective. The district contracts with a service provider who sends social workers out to your home to become acquainted with the child in the comfort of their own home (or on a nature walk or whatever works) and to learn more about the family situation, in order to address the behavior problem at its root. Very often the child has serious issues involving drugs or alcohol, so the service providers were thrilled to come to a home with a functioning family unit and supportive, loving parents.

However, I hesitated to approve this course of action. I wasn’t confident this would work. Something was holding me back, but our advisor suggested I consent because a significant part of negotiating with the school is playing the game, i.e. “pretending to go along with their recommendations so you have some legal standing and eventually they have to come up with the RIGHT solution.” Apparently this is a necessary step in negotiations, which I absolutely loathe. Why can’t we all put our cards on the table and make the best choice? Why this aggravating game in which nobody wins (except, I suppose, often the district’s budget)?

So after weeks of deliberating, I consented, and the team of ladies arrived at our house a week later to meet. It was a cadre of three women, one fresh out of college, one with decades of experience, and the other somewhere in between. These were three terrific women, easy to talk to, eager to help. I was optimistic. It really was worth a try, I thought.

Well, except for the part about playing along with the school district, it turns out it wasn’t worth a try at all. Courtney, the young woman whose job it was to connect with Maddie, didn’t have the experience necessary for a kid like Maddie. She was warm and friendly, but after the first visit, Maddie wouldn’t even get out of bed or show her face while Courtney sat there for an hour trying to get her to respond. That happened twice.

Heidi, whose responsibility was to meet with the parents and make a behavior plan, was enthusiastic and fun. Maddie’s interest was piqued when she learned Heidi knew what LARPing was. (LARPing is live action role playing, for those not in the know.) But she too missed the boat.

After repeated conversations in which I explained the history of my child, Heidi showed up one day ecstatic with her new idea: Maddie’s reward could be a weekend LARPing excursion.

Well, slap my head. I never thought of that! Just kidding! I should have slapped Heidi’s head instead.

Had she not listened when I explained repeatedly that neither rewards nor punishments have ever been reliably successful with my daughter? Had she not heard me when I told her you could tell Maddie she could go to Disneyland on Saturday if she went to school all week, and then Monday morning she would refuse to get out of bed, and then Saturday she would get up and say, “So are we going to Disneyland?” It just doesn’t work and it never has.

Did she not listen when I told her how many people have suggested we “find her currency” and that was the answer? We don’t know her f**ing currency because she doesn’t have any!

I was beginning to get discouraged, to say the least.

Then we had one more IEP meeting. Maddie still wasn’t going to school and we had to figure out how the school would accommodate her. Heidi and Courtney joined us. Heidi presented her magnificent LARPing plan and Courtney said nothing. Finally I asked Courtney to give her report.

“Oh, Maddie’s so great!” she offered, smiling wide.

I can only imagine the expression on my face. What? That’s your report? “Can you please describe your last two meetings with Maddie?” I requested, trying to hide my aggravation.

“Well she wouldn’t get out of bed or talk to me,” Courtney admitted.

I was calm on the outside (I think) but I wanted to scream. I was so angry.

Not only had these meetings been pointless, I was now frustrated beyond belief. Worse, Maddie was so tired of meeting with people and talking that she eventually didn’t want to see ANYBODY, including Kim, which whom she had developed a meaningful, productive and successful relationship.

There were countless frustrating email exchanges in the course of this failed experiment, some prompting me to cry ‘HELP ME AND PLEASE FIX THIS!” to our advisor and friend. I just couldn’t take it anymore.

At the start of that IEP meeting, my husband declared, “If don’t walk out of here with a new plan, I’m going to be very frustrated.” Amen to that. I had to say very clearly that we all had to accept Maddie wouldn’t be returning to school. A reduced schedule, the cafeteria job she loves, anything else they could come up with was not going to effect a change.

There is something going on with this kid that defies material changes in her school day other than not having a school day AT school. The district head of special education declared, “We are not a home school program. We cannot continue this course of action.” Somebody suggested the district’s alternative independent study high school. Sort of a good idea, except that there are weekly meetings with teachers and attendance is absolutely mandatory. Anytime I imagine absolutely positively getting Maddie to go somewhere, my heart sinks. Currently that’s simply not going to work. Luckily, the school counselor shook her head. At least somebody got it. She recognized the absurdity of a solution that included mandatory attendance.

Somehow or other, because the school year was winding up, we managed to come to an agreement. Maddie’s schedule would remain reduced. Eventually we decided she would go to school on Mondays, when she would attend every class and obtain her work, which she would do at home. Nobody was to make a big deal of her return: a quiet nod as she slid into her seat would be enough. She wouldn’t be seated next to two particular girls who cause her anxiety. She could work in the cafeteria. She would lie low (which, it turns out, meant doing whatever she wanted quietly in her seat, so when other kids were doing school projects, she might be writing a story on her phone, intending to do the work at home with Kim). It sort of seems ridiculous now, to force her to go to school in order to achieve absolutely nothing. But she did it. She completed her coursework. She went to school on Mondays, without a single fight.

We cheered for this little bit, but not too much because she doesn’t like it. I think she finds it condescending. We set what seem like small goals, but what are are shooting for is something challenging enough and, we hope, achievable.

I haven’t checked her grades yet. Honestly I don’t care what they are. I do hope she passed so she can have the credits as we launch into the next phase (online school!) but mostly I’m just thrilled we all made it until June 8th intact–my fiftieth birthday and the last day of school–intact.

The Art of Acceptance

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One of the many concepts I have struggled with and contemplated over the years of parenting my autistic child has been the difference between giving up and acceptance. I have come to the conclusion that it’s simply a matter of mindset because the outcome of giving up and acceptance is the same: you recognize there is a reality you probably can’t change, so you put your energies elsewhere.

So many times I have felt like I was giving up. Or perhaps just giving up too soon. I was hard on myself, too. Remember my failure to chart? I felt so guilty when every single professional we worked with, including psychologists, psychiatrists, and occupational therapists, insisted that making reward charts was the answer. THE answer. It never was the answer for us, and I knew it. But I would often try for a week, and then just bail out. Was I giving up? I didn’t know. I just knew it wasn’t working. It seemed futile. Maybe I wasn’t trying hard enough. Maybe I wasn’t organized enough or disciplined enough. Maybe it felt too difficult for me (it is true it’s not in my nature).

I realized at some point, however, that it wasn’t my failure. Charts were meaningless to Maddie. So I could release myself from guilt because really what I was doing was recognizing what was true (acceptance!) and acting accordingly. Maddie didn’t give a shit about a reward chart and she never would, so why keep trying? I could release myself. And guess what? That is not the same as giving up!

I also remember deciding there would be no more fights about homework. And in our house, that meant no homework at all. It wasn’t going to happen without a lot of pushing on my part, and often my energy was wasted. I really should have made that decision when Maddie was in first grade, when homework first came into our lives. What should have taken ten minutes (an appropriate length of time for a six-year-old, if they absolutely must have homework at all) took a full hour because of the Asperger’s (and with it, ADHD) I didn’t know she had. I don’t know why I didn’t just tell the teacher, “Look, this is killing us.” I now realize years later that she would have most likely said “No problem.” But I was fighting it, swimming upstream in a deluge, losing my mind over something that was at the time both impossible and unnecessary. If only I’d had the wisdom of acceptance back then. Or the next year, or the next year, or the year after that. And on and on.

Finally, after more than eleven years of this struggle, two weeks ago we began the new phase of Maddie’s education. She hasn’t set foot on a campus for months, and in fact she took a couple months off to do whatever the heck she wanted. Which, by the way, was awesome for me, too. I realize parenting involves occasional conflicts with your kids. You will inevitably be at odds at least once in awhile. But the daily grind of morning-long battles, fraught with anxiety on both our parts, was just too much. For both of us. I got to say at least a temporary goodbye to migraines. And, it turns out, Maddie was able to to go off the Prozac she’s been taking since she was nine.

I noticed a few days ago that her prescription bottle was still in the Ziploc bag she had taken to camp last month. She had been a bit less reliable with her nightly medication since she quit school. I was no longer managing my teenager’s bedtime, which involved watching the clock, telling her five times to brush her teeth, cleaning off her bed, filling her water bottle, reminding her to take her medication, and hanging out for a bit (I do miss our nighttime conversations) before turning off her light and saying good night. So I wasn’t aware she had simply stopped. Fortunately, unlike many similar medications, you can apparently just stop cold turkey without withdrawal symptoms.

After I spotted the neglected bottle, I casually asked Maddie if she had been taking her medication. “No,” she said, matter-of-factly.

“I thought so. Are you feeling okay?” I asked.

“Yup!” Clearly she was feeling better than OK.

“If you start feeling any anxiety or if you feel a little depressed, you need to tell me, okay?”

“Yup!” And I know she will. I’m so grateful for that.

And so here we are. Her decision to quit school relieved me of that two-month migraine and apparently freed Maddie from the anxiety, in particular, that had been plaguing her since the fourth grade. Seven years later (SEVEN YEARS!), we figured out together that “giving up” on school was really just accepting that it wasn’t working, and then making the choice to do something else, and rather magically, we are both okay. After all these years of struggle, all these years of meetings and IEPs, and then no IEPs, and then IEPs again, after traumatizing experiments with ADHD meds, after all those fights and struggles and tears and digging in on her part and frustration and yelling on my part, and frustration and even the occasional physical outburst on her part, and my trying and trying and feeling like a failure, and wondering what I should do, and then trying something and finding that doesn’t work, and trying something else and then something else, and feeling defeated and exhausted and afraid and discouraged, Maddie and I found acceptance.

And so, for now, we are free!

The difference between giving up and acceptance, it turns out, is in your feeling of power. When you give up, you are admitting defeat. The thing, whatever it is, has won. And so you shrug and say, well forget it. With acceptance, you are making a choice. You are not a victim. You are in charge. YOU say, I have decided this thing, whatever it is, is happening, and you find a way to embrace it, and hopefully, to make the best of it and find a new path to peace.

Plan A

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Yesterday my husband and I met with a quintet of professionals at Maddie’s school to discuss her attendance, or lack thereof. I’m pretty sure she’s missed at least 50% of the school days so far this year. Most of the time it was a result of my failed attempt to get her going (or alternatively, her successful attempts to resist). But for the last couple weeks I had just given up. I have talked about acceptance so much in the past, and tried to distinguish between that and giving up. There is definitely a difference. And this time, I was really just giving the hell up. I couldn’t take it one more day. After weeks and weeks of a migraine, I had started to think maybe I would just always and forever have a migraine, and that’s not acceptable. I had to give myself a break for once.

I didn’t have a particular outcome in mind when I anticipated this meeting. I just wanted a plan, any plan, whether it involved home schooling or online schooling or a high school proficiency exam in lieu of continuing school. Maybe she would in fact be done with high school and we could just move on to something else. What, exactly, I couldn’t fathom because the struggle is simply to get her to get out of bed and go somewhere on a somewhat regular basis. So would there be another somewhere she’d be more motivated to get to? Maybe–hopefully–someday, but certainly not now. So am I just trading in one headache (quite literally) for another, unknown, new and equally bad one? Who knows.

We showed up on this beautiful fall day and in the conference were the usual IEP team: Maddie’s teacher/case manager, the school psychologist, the assistant principal, her counselor and a teacher (in this case, her PE teacher, who mistakenly showed up our meeting instead of another IEP but gave his two cents anyway: “She’s great when she’s here!” The usual refrain.)

The meeting went like this:

Chris, what does her day look like when she’s not at school? Does she have access to electronics?

Well, normally I take stuff away, but the last couple weeks I had just given up. I let her do whatever she wanted. But I did hide her computer a few months ago and I just finally found it yesterday. (I failed to mention she’s just been using my laptop instead.)

Usually we advise making staying at home as boring as possible.

Madz doesn’t get bored. If she can’t use electronics she’ll craft, or work on a costume, or make a sword, or put stickers on her wall, or go pick flowers, or lie around with the cat.

(Looks of skepticism from the team. I know it’s the truth but I feel guilty anyway.)

Okay, what is the minimum she can go to school and still make it work? I asked.

Hmmm…that’s a very good question, they all agreed.

And it was a good question, because I do believe it led to the best possible solution that still involves going to school.

Thanks to this dedicated staff, who are always flexible and motivated to make things work, we decided to propose to Maddie a 2 1/2-day week, basically, beginning after Thanksgiving break. A shortened Monday, and then full days Wednesday and Friday. No two school days in a row. Hopefully having a recovery day in between school days will help. Hopefully a late start on Mondays will help. Hopefully, hopefully, hopefully.

Some months ago we installed a hot tub in the back yard. In addition to the usual benefits of a hot tub–muscle therapy and general relaxation–I have found an even more beneficial outcome, and that is the time I spend with Maddie. She loves the hot tub and nearly every night she invites me to join her for a soak. I always say yes. Always. It’s quiet and peaceful and we’re alone out there, so there is literally nothing to do but talk. And when you have a kid who’s not much of a chatterbox, or who finds expressing herself either challenging or unappealing, it’s a gift to have a half-hour chat each night.

Sometimes we talk about astronomy (she teaches me things, for I know nothing). Sometimes she utters a phrase to be funny, and I find it appalling, and then I have to tell her what it means so she can make better choices about saying that phrase again. Sometimes we talk about boys. And sometimes we talk about school or living skills or what she might like to do with herself in the future.

Tonight, after proposing the new and updated schedule, I mentioned, when I thought of it, that if she’s enrolled in her high school, she could go to prom. “Huh,” she responded, clearly interested. I told her about how when I was in school, students could only attend prom as part of a couple. Now, I said, you can go with friends.

“How does a date work?”

“Do you mean to prom? Are you thinking of Aaron?” I asked.

She nodded. Apparently there is a mutual crush thing going on between these two. I have not met him, but I do know they both love art and work together in the cafeteria (that’s another story). The have gotten to know each other well. I think they’re both a bit on the outside, but they found each other last year when they both spent lunchtime in their science teacher’s classroom.

“Does the boy ask the girl, or the girl ask the boy?” she asked. Such a different conversation from those I have with my 14-year-old son, who’s savvy enough to realize that an eighth-grade “relationship” isn’t really much of one, so he’d rather wait until high school, at least, when he can actually date.

I assured her that either way is perfectly acceptable, and I even suggested how she might ask very casually, so she wouldn’t feel too nervous. “Well, I told Colton I liked him,” she reminded me. Colton is a boy she knows from camp, and she somehow conjured up the nerve to say those words to him. I’m pretty sure his response was “thank you.” I don’t think he has any more experience dating than she does, so overall I think that went pretty well. However it had gone, I would be proud of her. Such courage to put yourself out there like that, not having any idea what the response would be!

Anyway, back to school. I’m hoping that with the modified schedule and the temptation of going to prom with Aaron, perhaps she can manage to get up and go enough to make it work. I’m feeling a teeny bit optimistic, uncharacteristically, but I think that’s perhaps more wishful thinking than anything. I just want this to work out so much, mostly because I think it’s the best thing for Maddie, but also because the idea of figuring out something else to do and then embarking on a whole new scenario is daunting. I’m not sure if that’s even the right word. Or maybe it is. Maybe daunting and depressing and just a giant bummer, just a new battle to fight, a new source of stress, a new source for migraines.

But for now, we have a plan. We’ll look into Plan B, which–for now, at least–does not include boarding school. I don’t even want to think about alternatives, but I have to be prepared for disappointment and frustration, and perhaps if I have a Plan B in my pocket, saying goodbye to Plan A won’t be so painful.

Fingers crossed, though. Fingers crossed.

Finding My Voice

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Recently I wrote about what’s been keeping me from writing. A few personal distractions have factored in to be sure.

Now I have realized there has been another big distraction from my Asperger’s parenting blog. And that is the current election.

I won’t go into my opinions here. Suffice it to say they are strong. They are burning. They are becoming increasingly consuming of my mental energy. I have always had opinions about these things. I have some very firm beliefs, which have developed over the years as I have grown and matured and become more open-minded and more worldly. I would say they are mostly fully formed.

But like many of us, I have refrained from engaging in discourse about those taboo subjects: religion and politics. I think money is one too. I still don’t really want to discuss religion. That’s personal. Another person’s religious beliefs are their own. I respect them and value our differences. I am certainly curious to learn about various religions, but I don’t feel the need to convince anybody one way or the other or to be converted, either. And money is just not that interesting to discuss.

But politics has become something else for me all of a sudden. I am so fired up I feel like I might explode. And guess what? Sometime over the last year, I have found my voice. Partly it’s probably due to my age. I turned 49 last month. I still feel 25. I’m still goofy and silly and jokey and dancey and sing-y and face-makey and all that good stuff. One of my purposes in life is to have fun with my people. I want us all to enjoy ourselves. I put a lot of myself into that mission on a daily basis, particularly with my family. We dance with the dogs, and say “That’s what she said” as often as possible. I crack myself up, to be honest. Seriously, I am HI.LAR.I.OUS.

But this 49 thing has given me something very powerful. Maybe it’s courage. Maybe it’s kind of the old-lady-who-doesn’t-care-what-anybody-thinks attitude, even though I don’t exactly feel old. Maybe those are one in the same.

Or maybe writing 100 blog posts about my life, letting down my guard to expose my fears and failures and weaknesses and hopes, has given me the courage to speak my mind about other things.

Or maybe it’s because things are falling into place with my kids, which have been the consuming force in my life.  I’m learning to accept the challenges of my 16-year-old daughter, and my nearly 14-year-old son is becoming more independent. So I have this freed up energy, energy that is searching for a purpose. And I’m finding that purpose.

Whatever precipitated this development, here it is. I have found my voice. And I really do mean found. I have had this voice my whole life, but I’ve kept it quiet. I’ve been polite and diplomatic and quiet. I have sat around a table full of people who shared a singular viewpoint while I most vehemently but also silently disagreed. I didn’t want to stir up trouble. Oh, the fire burned in me, but my desire to be polite and maybe, I hate to admit, to be liked, has suppressed my voice.

I wish I had found it sooner. It seems like I wasted so much time being afraid to speak up. I was a painfully shy child, fearful of adults in general, even the lady at the Taco Bell window waiting to take my order. Or my neighbor’s grandma, who insisted she pull that sort-of loose tooth out of my five-year-old mouth. I was too timid and shy to stop her. Or my teachers, who just might call on me to speak. Even though I knew the answer or had something important or meaningful or even brilliant to say, the fear of having to open my mouth and expose myself was overwhelming. So first, I had to overcome my shyness, and that has been a lifelong journey.

But there is a lot of room between not being shy and being bold. I think I just figured that out.

So now, finally, as 50 looms, I have decided it’s time to be bold and use my voice for good. Do I still want people to like me? Well, sure, I suppose everybody does. But I want to be liked for what’s truly inside, and that’s coming out, people! It’s coming out! 

I want my kids to see me this way. I want them to see a fearless woman who speaks her mind, who stands by what she believes in. A person with a passion and a voice and the courage of her convictions. A person whose words can make a difference. Because words are my medium.

This particular blog will continue to focus mostly on parenting. No politics here, unless they involve autism or special needs or kids. I have decided, after 100 entries, that this blog is really about my journey as a mother more than Maddie’s journey as a teen, and this newfound courage is part of that journey. It’s my coming out, as they say. My declaration of strength and power and intention. My declaration of purpose. And it feels good.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back on the Horse

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It’s been several months since I’ve written. I’m not completely certain why I’ve had such a dry spell. Certainly life has continued to provide challenges, failures, successes, more questions–with or without answers–and even some adventure.

I have my suspicions, though.

This blog has been primarily about raising Maddie. And in the last several months, although she has provided many an interesting moment, there have been some other serious issues on my mind, and I didn’t want to necessarily write about them.

One is my health. I’m one of those people who always has an issue. Or two. Or three. It’s my back. And migraines. And terrible allergies. And unexplained and ongoing gut issues. And my ankles are messed up. And I have an allergy-related sleep apnea that makes me so tired all the time. I might sleep for ten hours and still feel exhausted all day. It sucks. I’m slowly trying to address all of those things, but I’ve found it hard to say, stick to a Pilates schedule when my stomach hurts so bad all the time. I’m finally figuring that one out, so maybe it’s time for those Pilates classes again. And yes, I have to do something like Pilates where I’m less likely to aggravate my ankle or back or hip or whatever. I have one of those bodies.

Second is my marriage. It’s a struggle sometimes. Statistics show a greater risk of divorce among couples with special needs children. Boy, ain’t that the truth. As if being parents isn’t hard enough, you throw in some extra challenges that nobody’s really equipped to deal with, and you’re rolling the dice.

Third is the other kid. Our son. He’s almost 14. He’s such a cool human being. I’ve been challenged with two completely opposite children, so parenting each one is an adventure, to put it nicely. H is intelligent, thoughtful, philosophical, and deep. Sounds awesome, right? Well, those qualities are admirable and desirable and all that good stuff, but parenting a kid like that is hard. He can argue you into a corner, for one thing. And he never ever gives up. While I admire his persistence, sometimes it’s just exhausting. More on him later, though.

Also my parents. I love my mom and dad. They live about 45 minutes from us. I wish they were closer. So I could help them. On the other hand, they’re not super great at accepting help (like mother, like daughter, I’m afraid). My dad has suffered from debilitating depression and anxiety for many years. My therapist thinks he’s agoraphobic, among other things. The word “bipolar” has reared its ugly head of late. I suspect he has some PTSD from a few episodes from his younger life. Whatever the diagnosis, and whatever the cause, he is severely disabled. He rarely leaves the house. It’s too stressful. Just riding in the car is often more than he can bear. He hasn’t driven for years even though he is only just turning 70. So I worry about my dad. But even more so, I worry for my mom. She is a doer. A worker. A creator. She likes to make things, so for several years she has been sewing items to sell at a local consignment store. Or two. Or three. She also refinishes furniture and makes things like framed chalkboards for kids’ rooms. She cooks up a storm, too. She recently completely re-landscaped their front yard so it’s more drought-friendly. She likes to be industrious. She has also spent her life without a lot of extra money, so when something needs doing, she does it, for the most part, rather than paying somebody else to do it. Every once in awhile, there is something beyond her scope (particularly since becoming permanently partially disabled some years ago because of chronic wrist pain in both arms) and she’ll have to hire somebody. But her go-to is “just do it.” How do a person who can’t do anything and a person who only wants to do things live together? Guess what? The doer, my mom, adjusts her life to suit the other. There is a lot of going nowhere. Particularly because Mom worries about what might happen when she’s gone. Dad’s just not reliably level-headed anymore. I want to help them so desperately, but it seems to be out of my hands. I want my dad to be well and, even if he can’t be well, I want my mom to have a life.

So I’ve been distracted, I guess. And I haven’t felt compelled, or maybe just comfortable, putting all this in writing. I don’t want to “expose” anyone. I also don’t want to make this blog a tribute to all my problems, and most of all I think some of this stuff is kind of private. At least the other parties involved might think so.

And then there’s Maddie. She’s still exactly Maddie. She’s at camp right now, the camp she absolutely lives for the rest of the year. When we were anticipating a New York-London trip we took last month, I asked her if she was excited. “Meh,” she said. “CAMP!” That pretty much sums up her experience of our trip (another blog or two will cover that). She just wanted to get it over with and go to camp. So right now I can rest easy knowing she’s in her happy place. She’s probably filthy and she probably has terrible B.O., but it’s out of my hands, and isn’t that a beautiful thing!

And before that, of course, the infamous school year (the actual “Year of Living Hopefully”) came to a close. More on that in another entry, too.

So today I’m back. I remember now that I can write and I like to write and I have something to say. A lot of somethings to say.

The story continues.

Swimming Upstream

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I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this before, but I love to shop. I know it’s stereotypical and not necessarily admirable, but it’s the truth. I love clothes, I love shoes, I love jewelry, I love purses. I also love to decorate my house. I love to buy gifts. If you mention you’re looking for a particular dress, I will take it upon myself to search to the end of Google to find it.

It’s satisfying. It’s a way that I express myself. And even if I’m not buying, it gives me pleasure to look at and feel pretty things. I can visit the Prada department at Neiman Marcus (just because my friend works in the department next door), and enjoy the beautiful fabrics and stunning details and superb craftsmanship without feeling sad for one second that Prada clothes are out of reach. That’s OK! It’s like art to me. Do I got to a museum and lament the lack of a Monet or Rodin in my house? Of course not!

I remember when I got pregnant that I wished so much for a girl. Having grown up with two sisters and no brothers, girls were what I knew and understood. And then at that 20-week sonogram, my wish came true. There was a little tiny girl growing inside me. Boy, we were going to have a good time, mother and daughter, doing all that fun girly stuff together.

And then I had Maddie. Sure she’s a girl, but she’s not especially girly. Which is perfectly fine. I absolutely love her the way she is and wouldn’t dream of changing her, but there has been a little bit of mourning over the loss of some dreams. She’s a lot of fun, but we don’t share many interests. She loves to craft. To me crafting is like getting whacked in the head with a hammer: I’m just glad when it’s over. She loves comic books. I actually do like superhero movies, but that’s about the extent of it. She doesn’t care about her hair or her clothes or her shoes or getting her nails done. At least she likes to color her hair. That’s kind of fun.

The real problem with her disdain for shopping, though, really comes into play when she actually needs something. Like bras. Or shoes. Or swimsuits. Or a graduation dress. I do all the legwork, trying to find something that will fit her rather short but curvy body and meet all her sensory requirements as well. It’s not easy. But I do it. I scour online shops and Target and Old Navy and whatever else I can think of for jeggings with a short rise, swimsuits that cover her up in all the right places, shoes that fit her terrible feet, and most challenging of all, bras that meet her many particular needs. It’s a chore. It could be fun, actually. And today it kind of was.

Saturday we leave for our spring break trip, this year to Mexico. Our week will be spent swimming and reading and playing games together. It’s a week of relaxation and quality family time (I hope). And suddenly, a couple days ago, it occurred to me that the kids have probably grown since last year and might not be properly outfitted for a tropical vacation. So yesterday I somehow got Maddie to try on the few things we could find that would be suitable for warm weather. And I was glad I did. We found two swimsuits that were way too small and a few dresses, only two of which fit. And one pair of shorts.

So here I was, six days before we leave, with a bit of a problem. A hard-to-fit teenager who refuses to shop in need of, all things, a swimsuit. Or two. Or three. Plus some clothes. So my wonderful niece, Rachel, who’s living with us right now, helped me pick out eleven swimsuits on Amazon for Maddie to try on when they arrive in the next couple of days. I have no idea what size she is, so it’s a bit of a gamble. But with a girl who won’t shop and few places nearby that offer full-coverage suits, Amazon was the answer for sure. That’s what I did last year.

And then we spent some time in Target looking for sundresses. I found some great stuff, including a Batman night shirt and a tee shirt with a Dia de los Muertos-style Darth Vader and the words “Yo soy tu padre” on it. Genius. Perfect. Also some comfortable tee-shirt dresses. I was so happy. I felt like we nailed it. I even declared our outing a success on our way home.

And then I presented the dresses and shorts to Maddie. She was not impressed. She was not interested. In fact, she was pretty rude about it.

“I don’t need any dresses,” she said flatly, not looking up from her computer screen.

“Well, you do need a couple things for Mexico,” I said. “Plus I got you a couple other things I think you’ll really enjoy.” I showed her the Batman and Star Wars items. Those got quiet approval. But she refused to even acknowledge the other stuff. Or the effort I had put into it. No gratitude, no sensitivity to my feelings, no real acknowledgement that I had done anything for her.

“I’m not trying anything on,” she announced.

I grabbed her stuff. “Well, then I’ll take it all back,” I said.

“No!” she spat, and grabbed the whole pile of clothes.

“Well, you don’t have to try everything on, but anything you are interested in keeping you have to try on. That’s just the way it is.”

No response. So I left. I don’t know why this particular exchange affected me so much, but in that moment I felt the wind just leave my body. I went from feeling so pleased to feeling utterly deflated in the matter of moments.

I also don’t know why I expected that to go any other way. She doesn’t care about clothes, unless it’s a really cool tee shirt. So not only does she not get particularly excited when I buy clothes or shoes for her, she sometimes actually gets angry. Yes, angry. As if I have wasted whatever time and money on picking out that rather than something she’d really enjoy. Okay, I get that. But this time she actually needed some clothes. (Fingers crossed at least one of those swimsuits works out!) And I took it upon myself to get her what she needs and she couldn’t have cared less.

I realize that’s probably not unusual for a teenager, the lack of gratitude and grace. But perhaps it’s the relentless feeling of swimming upstream that I experience on a daily basis that has left me feeling so deflated after this particular exchange. Deflated. Demoralized. Depressed.

The truth is, she may never develop the gratitude and grace I wished for in that moment. That would require a level of perspective taking that is not necessarily natural for people with autism. She will probably never think to herself, “Gee, Mom is so nice to me I ought to reciprocate, and go to school/try on clothes/clean my room.”

Why do I try so hard? I wonder sometimes. It’s the same old battle inside me: how do I both accept my child and refuse to give up? If you wanted to learn how to ride a bike, but knew the chances were slim that you would ever succeed, how long would you keep trying? Eventually, I suspect, a person would accept their fate and give up. And, frankly, that would be the logical thing to do. How much effort do you put into something that’s unlikely ever to come to fruition? There has to be a limit, right?

But when it’s your kid, there is no limit. How can there be? You just keep going, even if you are swimming upstream. You have to come up for air once in awhile, but you dive back in and swim harder. You accept that it’s going to be a struggle, you accept that you may never ever reach your destination, but you have to believe, at least some of the time, that the swim is worth it.

But sometimes you just get tired. Today is one of those days. My fins need a rest. I need to breathe freely. And I’ll be back in the stream tomorrow. After all, we will have swimsuits to try on.